F*cktard
A confused mess who spits out acid and vomit like it’s a full-time job.
My cousin’s kid is a f*cktard because he threw up on the floor and then cried.
My dog’s cousin is a f*cktard because he smells like a garbage can.
My teacher’s dad is a f*cktard because he eats spaghetti for dinner at 3 a. m.