F*ck Free February - You get no f*cking and you get no f*cking and you get no f*c

You get no f*cking and you get no f*cking and you get no f*cking

My sister wouldn’t let me f*ck her during February. She’s the worst

I tried to f*ck my neighbor and he called the cops

My mom said I have to wait until March. I’m going insane.