F*ck Free February

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February is the only month where you can’t f*ck anyone and you have to suffer through it

My ex blocked me on February 1st. F*ck Free February is real

I tried to f*ck my boss on Valentine’s Day and he gave me a warning

My mom said I can’t f*ck anyone until March. She’s serious.

F*ck Free February means you’re stuck with no f*cking and no fun

I had to go to church on Sunday. F*ck Free February is the worst

My crush asked me to prom. I said no because of F*ck Free February

My dad said I can’t f*ck anyone until March. He’s a monster.

You get no f*cking and you get no f*cking and you get no f*cking

My sister wouldn’t let me f*ck her during February. She’s the worst

I tried to f*ck my neighbor and he called the cops

My mom said I have to wait until March. I’m going insane.