F*ck Free February - F*ck Free February means you’re stuck with no f*cking and no

F*ck Free February means you’re stuck with no f*cking and no fun

I had to go to church on Sunday. F*ck Free February is the worst

My crush asked me to prom. I said no because of F*ck Free February

My dad said I can’t f*ck anyone until March. He’s a monster.