F*ck a Dave day - On the 6th of December, you must take any dog named Dave and

On the 6th of December, you must take any dog named Dave and make them suffer like a bad haircut on a Monday

Dave the dog got a bad haircut on a Monday. It was a holy day of suffering.

I made Dave the dog eat a shoe on F*ck a Dave day. He cried and it was worth it.

Dave the dog got chased by a goat on F*ck a Dave day. It was legendary.