F*ck a Dave day

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Every December 6th you gotta rip the guts out of any dog named Dave and scream ‘fuck this shit’ in their face just to make the day holy
I saw a Dave get kicked into a wall on F*ck a Dave day. It was glorious.
My neighbor’s dog Dave got a face full of pizza on F*ck a Dave day. Classic.
Dave the dog got tied to a car and dragged for three blocks on F*ck a Dave day. It was magic.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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December 6th is sacred. You must curse every Dave the dog with a swear word so loud it echoes through the void of existence
I cursed Dave the dog with a swear word so loud my mom got a headache.
Dave the dog tried to run away on F*ck a Dave day. I chased him and kicked him.
I yelled ‘f*ck this mess’ at Dave the dog and he cried. It was a win.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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On the 6th of December, you must take any dog named Dave and make them suffer like a bad haircut on a Monday
Dave the dog got a bad haircut on a Monday. It was a holy day of suffering.
I made Dave the dog eat a shoe on F*ck a Dave day. He cried and it was worth it.
Dave the dog got chased by a goat on F*ck a Dave day. It was legendary.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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