F.B.I
A woman who checks out your body like it's a damn buffet, and if you don't look good, she'll rip you a new one.
My gym teacher is an F. B. I. and I got a D for not wearing pants.
My mom checked my phone and said, 'You're not good enough for Instagram, son.'
I walked into a bakery and the baker asked me if I had a face or a body.
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