F.B.I
A short way to say people who are 100% Italian and probably ate bread for breakfast.
My F. B. I. came to my house and ate my mom’s pizza for breakfast.
My F. B. I. cousin said, 'I'm Italian, and I eat bread for lunch.'
My F. B. I. neighbor screamed, 'I'm Italian, and I don’t know what you're talking about.'