F.A.W.U.
Fuck Around Wake Up - when someone thinks they’re tough enough to handle the night, but ends up getting knocked out so hard, he thinks he’s in a dream.
I woke up in a stranger’s living room with no memory of how I got there.
He said he would take on the whole club, then got knocked out in three seconds.
I don’t remember the fight, but I remember waking up with a headache and a text from my friend: 'You look like a sack of bricks.'