F.A.W.U.

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Fuck Around Wake Up - when some idiot thought he was cool enough to stay up and got knocked out like a sack of bricks. It's like F. A. F. O. but with more confusion and less dignity.
I woke up in a ditch with no memory and a hangover. FAWU, baby.
He tried to be the last one standing, but he was the first one knocked out.
I don’t remember how I got home, but I sure as hell remember waking up with a headache.
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Fuck Around Wake Up - when someone thinks they're tough enough to handle the night, but ends up face-down in a puddle of regret and punch.
I went to the club, got hit in the face, and woke up at my grandma’s house.
He talked trash all night, then got knocked out like a sleep-deprived toddler.
I woke up with a bruise on my forehead and a text from my ex saying 'you look like a pancake.'
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Fuck Around Wake Up - when a fool decides to stay up and ends up getting taken down so hard, he doesn’t know what day it is.
I woke up in my neighbor’s yard with no idea who I was.
He bragged all night and got knocked out before the first song ended.
I don’t remember the fight, but I remember waking up with a sore jaw and a text from my mom saying 'get your ass home.'
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Fuck Around Wake Up - when someone thinks they’re tough enough to handle the night, but ends up getting knocked out so hard, he thinks he’s in a dream.
I woke up in a stranger’s living room with no memory of how I got there.
He said he would take on the whole club, then got knocked out in three seconds.
I don’t remember the fight, but I remember waking up with a headache and a text from my friend: 'You look like a sack of bricks.'
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Fuck Around Wake Up - when some idiot thinks he's cool enough to stay up and ends up getting knocked out so hard, he forgets his own name.
I woke up with no idea who I was and a text from my ex: 'You look like a pancake.'
He talked trash all night and got knocked out before the first song ended.
I don’t remember the fight, but I remember waking up with a bruise on my forehead and a sore jaw.
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