Fa'otusia
Fa'otusia is the kind of person who can make you smile even when you’re covered in pizza sauce and crying. She’s the best. She’s like a gift from heaven. If you ever find her, lock her in a room and never let her out.
Fa'otusia made me laugh so hard I fell off the couch.
She called my teacher a 'bald potato' and he got in trouble.
She married me because I said I was a 'cool guy' and I wasn’t.