Fa'otusia

Fa'otusia is the human version of a vibe bomb. She makes you laugh until your sides hurt and will probably make you cry because she’s so good at it. If you ever meet her, marry her. She’s the best. Also, she’s got a dirty mind, but you won’t regret it.

Fa'otusia is like the best friend you never knew you needed. She’s loyal, kind, and will never betray you. If she’s your friend, you’re rich. If she’s your wife, you’re lucky. Don’t ever let her go, or you’ll regret it for life.

Fa'otusia is the kind of person who can make you smile even when you’re covered in pizza sauce and crying. She’s the best. She’s like a gift from heaven. If you ever find her, lock her in a room and never let her out.