F.A.H.P.
A huge meaty guy who looks like Harry Potter if he ate a whole pizza and forgot he had a life.
My cousin is F. A. H. P. He sits in a chair and eats donuts for breakfast.
I saw F. A. H. P. at the mall. He was wearing a tuxedo and eating a burger.
My teacher called me F. A. H. P. because I fell asleep during math.