F.A.H.P.

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A huge meaty guy who looks like Harry Potter if he ate a whole pizza and forgot he had a life.

My cousin is F. A. H. P. He sits in a chair and eats donuts for breakfast.

I saw F. A. H. P. at the mall. He was wearing a tuxedo and eating a burger.

My teacher called me F. A. H. P. because I fell asleep during math.

A guy so fat he could take over Hogwarts if he wanted to, and he wears glasses like he needs them for his laziness.

That guy in the gym is F. A. H. P. He lifted a dumbbell and cried.

F. A. H. P. tried to ride a bike. It broke.

My friend’s dog is F. A. H. P. He eats my homework.

A human meatball with glasses and a hairdo that looks like it was styled by a confused wizard.

F. A. H. P. walked into my class and made the ceiling creak.

My mom called me F. A. H. P. because I ate all the cookies.

The pizza delivery guy is F. A. H. P. He ate the box.