F.A.G.M.
A big, gay, faggot Matt who thinks he's the most important person in the universe and will argue about the meaning of life just to prove he's right.
Matt: 'You're wrong about everything. I'm the only one who knows the truth.'
He got into a 30-minute debate over whether 'cereal' was a real word.
He once tried to explain the periodic table to a dog.