F.A.G.M.

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A chunky, faggoty guy named Matt who thinks he's the king of the world and will tell you he's been there before even if he's never left the block.

Matt: 'I've been to the moon and back. You're just a stupid kid who eats too much.'

Matt tried to explain the plot of the first Harry Potter book to a 4th grader.

He cried when his pizza got cold and called it a 'personal tragedy.'

A big, gay, faggot Matt who thinks he's the most important person in the universe and will argue about the meaning of life just to prove he's right.

Matt: 'You're wrong about everything. I'm the only one who knows the truth.'

He got into a 30-minute debate over whether 'cereal' was a real word.

He once tried to explain the periodic table to a dog.