Fady Floss
Fady Floss is when you rip out your pubic hair like it owes you money and use it to floss your teeth after a big meal. It’s the Lebanese way of saying, 'I’m not lazy, I’m just fancy.'
At the family dinner, my uncle pulled out his pubic hair and flossed like a madman.
My aunt said, 'I’m not lazy, I’m just fancy.' and flossed with her leg hair.
I tried Fady Floss and my mouth felt like it had been in a war.