Fady Floss

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Fady Floss is when you pull out your pubic hair like a stubborn weed and use it to clean your teeth after eating stinky meatballs, hummus, and corn. It’s like a Lebanese guy’s way of saying, 'I don’t need floss, I’ve got a hairy leg.'

My uncle flossed with his pubic hair after eating 10 dolmas. It looked like a horror movie.

My cousin said, 'I don’t need floss, I’ve got a hairy leg!' and used his armpit hair to clean his teeth.

I tried Fady Floss and my mouth smelled like a gym sock and a kebab.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Fady Floss is when you rip out your pubic hair like it owes you money and use it to floss your teeth after a big meal. It’s the Lebanese way of saying, 'I’m not lazy, I’m just fancy.'

At the family dinner, my uncle pulled out his pubic hair and flossed like a madman.

My aunt said, 'I’m not lazy, I’m just fancy.' and flossed with her leg hair.

I tried Fady Floss and my mouth felt like it had been in a war.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Fady Floss is when you yank out your pubic hair like it’s your worst enemy and use it to clean your teeth. It’s a Lebanese tradition that started because they didn’t have floss and had too much hair.

My cousin flossed with his pubic hair and said it felt like a massage.

I tried Fady Floss and my mouth was full of hair and corn.

My uncle flossed with his armpit hair and said it was the best thing since kebabs.

by Slangipedia 13d ago