F.A.D.W.A.D
When you're so dumb you try to fight a duck with your willy
He F. A. D. W. A. D. ed in the school bathroom. No one knows why.
She F. A. D. W. A. D. ed her brother for stealing her snack. He won.
He tried to F. A. D. W. A. D. a goose. It kicked him in the face.