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A fancy way to say you're so messed up you'd try to make a duck cry with your face
My ex tried to F. A. D. W. A. D. me with a chicken. It didn't work.
He said he'd F. A. D. W. A. D. me if I didn't give him my lunch money.
She F. A. D. W. A. D. ed her dog with a spoon. It was a disaster.