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When you're so dumb you try to take down a duck with your junk
He F. A. D. W. A. D. ed the whole class for not letting him play video games.
She F. A. D. W. A. D. ed her brother for stealing her phone.
He F. A. D. W. A. D. ed the dog for barking at him.