Fadtotarian
A Fadtotarian is a person who rules everything with a mix of arrogance and nonsense. They’re like a dictator, but with a side of drama and a bad temper.
My dad is a Fadtotarian. He thinks he’s the reason the TV works.
My friend is a Fadtotarian. She says she’s the reason the moon shines.
My grandma is a Fadtotarian. She claims she can control the weather with a fanny pack.