Fadtotarian

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A Fadtotarian is a person who acts like they own the world and everyone else is just there to serve them. They’re like a boss, but with more ego and less coffee.
My mom is a Fadtotarian. She thinks she’s the reason the sun rises.
My teacher is a Fadtotarian. She makes us do 100 push-ups for missing one pencil.
My brother is a Fadtotarian. He claims he’s the king of the mall.
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A Fadtotarian is someone who thinks they’re the most important person on Earth and will tell you all about it. They have no filter and a huge need to be noticed.
My uncle is a Fadtotarian. He texts me at 2 a. m. to tell me about his new pet goldfish.
My cousin is a Fadtotarian. She thinks she invented pizza.
My neighbor is a Fadtotarian. She yells at the mailman for giving her the wrong paper.
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A Fadtotarian is a person who rules everything with a mix of arrogance and nonsense. They’re like a dictator, but with a side of drama and a bad temper.
My dad is a Fadtotarian. He thinks he’s the reason the TV works.
My friend is a Fadtotarian. She says she’s the reason the moon shines.
My grandma is a Fadtotarian. She claims she can control the weather with a fanny pack.
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A Fadtotarian is someone who thinks they’re the best at everything and will never admit they’re wrong. They’re like a king, but with more whining and less crowns.
My brother is a Fadtotarian. He thinks he’s the best video gamer ever, even though he lost to my dog.
My friend is a Fadtotarian. She says she can beat anyone in a dance-off, even a robot.
My teacher is a Fadtotarian. She thinks she invented the alphabet.
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A Fadtotarian is a person who acts like the world revolves around them. They’re like a boss, but with more nonsense and less patience.
My mom is a Fadtotarian. She says she’s the reason I exist.
My dad is a Fadtotarian. He thinks he’s the reason the internet works.
My friend is a Fadtotarian. She claims she can speak to animals.
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