Fadrique
A little raccoon with a grey coat and a belly like a balloon. It eats garbage, and it will rip your head off if you laugh at it.
Fadrique was eating a burger. I said it was a piece of trash. He bit my nose.
He was hanging with the cats. I said he was a fatass. He kicked my butt.
He was drinking bacachito. I told him it was a disgrace. He attacked me.