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A tiny raccoon that eats garbage, lives in the trash, and has the body of a doughnut. It’s friends with cats sometimes, but it’ll punch your face if you say one bad thing about it.
I saw Fadrique stealing my snack. I told him it was trash. He flipped me.
Fadrique was hanging out with the cats. Then I called him a fatty. Now he’s chasing me.
He was eating a taco. I said it was a piece of trash. He bit my arm.