Fadopple
A person who thinks eating apples is the most important thing in life and wears a hat because they think it makes them look like royalty.
My neighbor is a fadopple. He eats apples while wearing a hat every morning. I’m tired of it.
That kid in class eats apples and wears a hat. He’s a fadopple. I don’t even know why he does it.
I saw a fadopple wearing a hat and eating an apple in the middle of the street. It was like a crime scene.