Fadopple

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A person who shoves apples in their mouth like they're trying to win a bet and wears a hat because they think it makes them look cool even though it doesn't.
I saw a fadopple eating an apple in a gas station while wearing a clown hat. I almost cried.
My cousin is a fadopple. He eats apples like they're his last meal and wears a hat that smells like old socks.
That guy in the park eats apples while wearing a hat. He’s a fadopple, and I swear he’s trying to annoy me.
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A person who thinks eating apples is the most important thing in life and wears a hat because they think it makes them look like royalty.
My neighbor is a fadopple. He eats apples while wearing a hat every morning. I’m tired of it.
That kid in class eats apples and wears a hat. He’s a fadopple. I don’t even know why he does it.
I saw a fadopple wearing a hat and eating an apple in the middle of the street. It was like a crime scene.
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A person who eats apples like they’re going to die and wears a hat because they think it makes them look tough, even though it doesn’t.
My brother is a fadopple. He eats apples and wears a hat like it’s a war. I can’t take it anymore.
That guy in the mall eats apples and wears a hat. He’s a fadopple. I think he’s trying to be tough.
I saw a fadopple in the park. He was eating an apple and wearing a hat. It was like watching a weird show.
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