Fadoodlewhack
a green monster with a nose so long it could reach the moon and a brain that’s about as useful as a burnt-out toaster
My cousin is a fadoodlewhack, and he thinks he’s a rockstar just because he knows how to play air guitar.
That guy on the bus is a fadoodlewhack, and he’s been talking to himself since the 70s.
My dog is a fadoodlewhack, and he’s been chewing my homework for breakfast.