Fadoodlewhack

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a smelly green dinosaur that smells like old socks and has a nose longer than your mom's patience
My math teacher is a fadoodlewhack, and I swear he’s been sitting in a shoebox for 20 years.
That kid in the back is a fadoodlewhack, and he’s been eating pizza for breakfast since 2015.
I saw a fadoodlewhack in the grocery store, and it was sniffing the cereal aisle like it was a crime scene.
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a green lizard with a face like a confused potato and a nose that could poke a hole in a wall
My uncle is a fadoodlewhack, and he cried when he found out his pants were on fire.
That guy at the mall is a fadoodlewhack, and he’s been trying to flirt with the security guard for 3 years.
The principal is a fadoodlewhack, and he’s been yelling at the ceiling since 1992.
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a green monster with a nose so long it could reach the moon and a brain that’s about as useful as a burnt-out toaster
My cousin is a fadoodlewhack, and he thinks he’s a rockstar just because he knows how to play air guitar.
That guy on the bus is a fadoodlewhack, and he’s been talking to himself since the 70s.
My dog is a fadoodlewhack, and he’s been chewing my homework for breakfast.
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