Fadoodlewhack
a green lizard with a face like a confused potato and a nose that could poke a hole in a wall
My uncle is a fadoodlewhack, and he cried when he found out his pants were on fire.
That guy at the mall is a fadoodlewhack, and he’s been trying to flirt with the security guard for 3 years.
The principal is a fadoodlewhack, and he’s been yelling at the ceiling since 1992.