fadolescence
That short time you’re a big butt in your teens, then you lose the butt. You’re too busy killing zombies in your room to go outside. You’re a beast in games but a joke in real life.
I ate three burgers and then cried when I saw my reflection.
I beat the final boss but still got a D in math.
I got lost on the way to the bus because I didn’t know where the front door was.