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That short time in your teens when you’re a meatball, then you lose the meatball. You’re too busy killing dragons in your bedroom to talk to girls or walk to the store. You’re a beast in games but a disaster in real life.

I used to eat pizza for three days straight and then cry when I had to go to school.

I beat the final boss in Fortnite but couldn’t ask my crush to the dance.

I got a D+ in math because I spent the whole class playing Among Us.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When you’re a fat kid in high school, then you lose the fat. You’re too busy fighting imaginary enemies to leave your house. You’re a legend in your game but a joke in real life.

I ate a whole bag of chips before my mom screamed at me.

I beat the level but still failed my English test.

I got lost on the way to the grocery store because I didn’t know where the front door was.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

The short time you’re a big kid in your teens, then you slim down. You’re too busy winning battles in your game to talk to people. You’re a pro at quests but a beginner at life.

I ate pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and still passed my math test.

I could beat the boss in 10 minutes but couldn’t say hi to my teacher.

I got lost on my way to the bus because I didn’t know where the front door was.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

That short time you’re a pig in your teens, then you lose the pig. You’re too busy killing monsters in your room to go outside. You’re a wizard in games but a disaster in real life.

I ate three burgers in one sitting and then cried when I saw my reflection.

I beat the boss in the game but still couldn’t talk to my crush.

I got a D in science because I spent the whole class playing Call of Duty.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

That short time you’re a lard bucket in your teens, then you lose the lard. You’re too busy fighting aliens in your room to talk to people. You’re a king in your game but a loser in real life.

I ate a whole pizza box and then passed out on the couch.

I beat the level but still failed my history test.

I got lost on the way to the store because I didn’t know which way to go.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

That short time you’re a big butt in your teens, then you lose the butt. You’re too busy killing zombies in your room to go outside. You’re a beast in games but a joke in real life.

I ate three burgers and then cried when I saw my reflection.

I beat the final boss but still got a D in math.

I got lost on the way to the bus because I didn’t know where the front door was.

by Slangipedia 3d ago