fadolescence
That short time you’re a pig in your teens, then you lose the pig. You’re too busy killing monsters in your room to go outside. You’re a wizard in games but a disaster in real life.
I ate three burgers in one sitting and then cried when I saw my reflection.
I beat the boss in the game but still couldn’t talk to my crush.
I got a D in science because I spent the whole class playing Call of Duty.