Fadjaynus - A Fadjaynus is like getting a facial with a chainsaw. It’s a

A Fadjaynus is like getting a facial with a chainsaw. It’s a big rip that goes from your butt to your back passage.

I got a Fadjaynus and my doctor had to stitch me up like a sock. I looked like a sad hot dog.

My mom got a Fadjaynus and said it felt like a truck ran over her privates.

After the birth, my doctor said I had a Fadjaynus. I said, 'I didn’t sign up for this.'