Fadjaynus

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A Fadjaynus is when your privates get ripped like a hot dog at a rollercoaster. It hurts so bad you'll wish you were dead.

My first baby came out like a bullet, and I got a Fadjaynus. I still cry about it.

After the birth, my doctor said I had a Fadjaynus. I didn’t know what that meant until I tried to sit down.

I got a Fadjaynus and now my butt feels like it’s on fire. My husband thinks I’m a monster.

A Fadjaynus is like getting a facial with a chainsaw. It’s a big rip that goes from your butt to your back passage.

I got a Fadjaynus and my doctor had to stitch me up like a sock. I looked like a sad hot dog.

My mom got a Fadjaynus and said it felt like a truck ran over her privates.

After the birth, my doctor said I had a Fadjaynus. I said, 'I didn’t sign up for this.'

A Fadjaynus is when your butt and your bits get split open like a bad pizza. It’s the worst kind of rip you can have.

I got a Fadjaynus and my doctor had to sew me up with a needle the size of a pencil.

My friend got a Fadjaynus and now she can’t sit down without screaming.

I had a Fadjaynus and my doctor said it was the worst he’s ever seen. I believe him.