Fadge Bracket - A rude name for someone who's too ugly to be called anything

A rude name for someone who's too ugly to be called anything else. It's like being called a rotten egg but with more swearing.

You're so fat, your fadge bracket has a side job as a lunch bag.

I called my brother a fadge bracket and he cried like a baby.

She called me a fadge bracket and I threw a sandwich at her.