Fadge Bracket

Current Trending
#obesity#death#sex

3 views · Added 13d ago · 2 definitions

1
A weird gadget that fat ladies use to pull their extra flab out of the way so they can have sex. If it breaks, the guy dies. It's like a pants zipper but for life and death.
My aunt tried to use a fadge bracket and her cousin got stuck inside her thigh. Forever.
That fadge bracket looked like it held up the entire universe.
He used a fadge bracket and now he's a ghost. Literally.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
2
A rude name for someone who's too ugly to be called anything else. It's like being called a rotten egg but with more swearing.
You're so fat, your fadge bracket has a side job as a lunch bag.
I called my brother a fadge bracket and he cried like a baby.
She called me a fadge bracket and I threw a sandwich at her.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
xs