Fadge Badger
A man whose crotch is so hairy, it’s like a bear came in and had a party.
My brother’s a fadge badger. He doesn’t even use a towel, he just wipes his hair out.
He told me he got a nickname at the bar because the bartender said he looked like a badger.
He walked into class and the teacher said, 'I think we’ve got a fadge badger here.'