Fadge Badger

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A guy whose junk is so hairy it looks like a squirrel made a nest in there.

My cousin’s a fadge badger. I saw him in the shower and I couldn’t look away.

He told me he shaved once and it felt like he lost a war.

At the gym, the guy next to me was like, 'You sure you’re not a fadge badger?'

A man whose crotch is so hairy, it’s like a bear came in and had a party.

My brother’s a fadge badger. He doesn’t even use a towel, he just wipes his hair out.

He told me he got a nickname at the bar because the bartender said he looked like a badger.

He walked into class and the teacher said, 'I think we’ve got a fadge badger here.'

A guy who’s so hairy down there, it looks like he’s got a bush in his pants.

At the beach, I saw a guy walking in the sand and it looked like he had a forest on his legs.

He tried to wear a swimsuit and it looked like he was wearing a jungle.

He said he’s been called a fadge badger since high school, and it’s been a curse ever since.