fadela
She'll never leave you. But if you're a moron or have a bad attitude, she'll rip you apart. She's smart, funny, and tough. She's the kind of friend you'd die for.
You spill coffee on her shirt. She says, 'You're like a kid with a crayon. You're messy and useless.'
She texts you mid-breakup: 'You're not even sad enough to make me cry.'
At a party, she says, 'You're not even trying. I've got more energy than you and I'm also hot.'