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Sticks by you like glue. But if you're a dummy or have low self-esteem, she'll roast you till you're dead. Smart as hell, funny as hell, and hot as hell. She'll work her ass off for you and never let you forget it.
You're late to her party. She says, 'You're like a tardy kid in class. I'm gonna fail you.'
She texts you during a breakup: 'You’re not even sad enough to make me cry.'
At work, she says, 'You think you're the only one who's got hustle? I’ve been grinding since before you had a brain.'
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A walking legend. She'll tell you straight up if you're trash. She's got brains, beauty, and a mouth like a trash can. She'll fight for you, but don't ever let her down.
You forget her birthday. She texts you: 'You're like a dog that forgets where the food is. Pathetic.'
She yells at you in a restaurant: 'You think you're the only one who's got a life? I've got six.'
At the gym, she says, 'You're not even trying. I've seen toddlers work harder than you.'
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She'll never leave you. But if you're a moron or have a bad attitude, she'll rip you apart. She's smart, funny, and tough. She's the kind of friend you'd die for.
You spill coffee on her shirt. She says, 'You're like a kid with a crayon. You're messy and useless.'
She texts you mid-breakup: 'You're not even sad enough to make me cry.'
At a party, she says, 'You're not even trying. I've got more energy than you and I'm also hot.'
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She's the best kind of friend. She'll never cheat on you. But if you're a dummy or don’t respect her, she'll give you a beatdown with her words. She's smart, funny, and never backs down.
You miss her call. She texts you: 'You're like a ghost. I can't even see you.'
She yells at you during a meeting: 'You're not even trying. I've got more brains than you and I'm also hot.'
At a restaurant, she says, 'You think you're the only one who's got a life? I've got six.'
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She's the kind of person who'll fight for you till the end. But if you're a waste of space or have low self-esteem, she'll roast you to death. She's smart, hot, and never lets you forget it.
You forget her anniversary. She texts you: 'You're like a dog that forgets where the food is. Pathetic.'
She yells at you in the middle of a meeting: 'You're not even trying. I've got more energy than you and I'm also hot.'
At a party, she says, 'You're like a kid with a crayon. You're messy and useless.'
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