Fadee
Fadee is the stoner who’s so high he forgets how to count. He just says 'faded' when he’s at a 10. It’s the only answer he knows.
Fadee just ate 10 bags of chips. He’s faded. He’s not even alive anymore.
Fadee tried to text me. He sent me a message that said 'I’m faded and I’m hungry.'
Fadee is sitting on the floor, laughing at nothing. He’s faded. He’s the best.