Fadee

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Fadee is a holy freak who gives up everything for Jesus. Some call him Fadi, Fady, Fade, or Fadie. He’s the go-to name for Christians in the Middle East who don’t know how to spell their own name.
My cousin Fadee dropped out of school to preach to pigeons. I’m proud of him. He’s a legend.
Fadee’s got a tattoo of Jesus on his wrist. It’s not a tattoo. It’s a holy miracle.
Fadee tried to convert my dog. It didn’t work. The dog now hates him.
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Fadee is like fasho, but with more Bay Area vibes. It’s a local term used by people who think they’re cool, but they’re just wearing too much glitter.
Fadee says he’s the best at Fortnite. He’s not. He’s the worst. But he still says Fadee.
My friend Fadee talks to a plant. It’s not a plant. It’s his ex.
Fadee’s got a hoodie that says 'Bay Area King'. He’s not. He’s a king of embarrassment.
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Fadee is the stoner who’s so high he forgets how to count. He just says 'faded' when he’s at a 10. It’s the only answer he knows.
Fadee just ate 10 bags of chips. He’s faded. He’s not even alive anymore.
Fadee tried to text me. He sent me a message that said 'I’m faded and I’m hungry.'
Fadee is sitting on the floor, laughing at nothing. He’s faded. He’s the best.
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Fadee is when you’re so lost and lonely, you don’t even know who you are anymore. You’re just a ghost with no friends.
Fadee went to college. He didn’t come back. He’s just a ghost now.
Fadee tried to get a job. He failed. He’s just a ghost with a dream.
Fadee’s mom sends him a text every day. He doesn’t reply. He’s just a ghost.
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Fadee is when you chip in some cash for gas, food, or events. It’s like giving money to a friend who doesn’t know how to budget.
Fadee gave me $5 for gas. I used it for pizza. Fadee is a fool.
Fadee chipped in for a party. He didn’t even show up. He’s a ghost again.
Fadee gave me $10. I used it for a bag of chips. He’s a chip guy.
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Fadee is when your lover stops caring and keeps you waiting until they finally drop you like a hot potato.
Fadee said he’d come to my birthday. He didn’t. He’s a ghost again.
Fadee texted me 10 times. He never replied. He’s a ghost with a phone.
Fadee dumped me because he was with his ex. He’s a ghost with a heart.
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Fadee is the best Bedwars player ever. He says 'GG MEN' like it’s a holy phrase. He’s gay, he Edates old ladies, and he’s the best in bed. He’s a mole rat with a crown.
Fadee said 'GG MEN' after he lost. He’s a legend.
Fadee Edates old ladies. He’s not even gay. He’s just cool.
Fadee has a mole rat face. He’s not a mole rat. He’s a mole rat king.
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