faded queen
A woman who used to be the talk of the town, but now she's the one who still brings cookies to the office party.
She tried to impress the new guy by telling him she used to be a model, and he just said, 'Yeah, I’ve seen that face on a bag of chips.'
She still wears the same outfit every day and nobody knows why.
She tried to sing at the office party and sounded like a cat got stuck in a blender.