faded queen

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A once-hot diva who now looks like she got hit by a truck and forgot to put on makeup.

She tried to flirt with the barista, but he just stared at her like she was a ghost.

Her face was smoother than my grandma’s socks after laundry day.

She walked into the club and got 10 seconds of attention before someone asked if she was a ghost.

A woman who used to rule the school, but now she's just the one who still shows up to the reunion.

She tried to start a fight with the new kid and ended up crying in the hallway.

She still wears the same perfume from 2003 and nobody knows why.

She tried to dance at the prom and tripped over her own feet.

A woman who used to be the talk of the town, but now she's the one who still brings cookies to the office party.

She tried to impress the new guy by telling him she used to be a model, and he just said, 'Yeah, I’ve seen that face on a bag of chips.'

She still wears the same outfit every day and nobody knows why.

She tried to sing at the office party and sounded like a cat got stuck in a blender.