Faded Like Yoda - Is when you’re so wasted you think you can do anything. Even

Is when you’re so wasted you think you can do anything. Even things that are impossible.

I got so wasted I tried to fly out the window. Faded like Yoda.

I told my mom I was going to beat up a dragon. Faded like Yoda.

I tried to eat a whole pizza by myself. Faded like Yoda.