Faded Like Yoda

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Is when you feel so good you think you're the most important person in the universe. Like you're floating on a cloud made of pizza and weed.

I just ate three burgers and smoked a blunt. I'm faded like Yoda.

After that third beer, I felt like I could fly. Faded like Yoda.

My high was so good, I told my mom I was the president. Faded like Yoda.

Is when you're so stoned you think you’re a wizard. You might even start talking to your plants.

I just smoked so much I started talking to my toaster. Faded like Yoda.

I told my dog I was a god. Faded like Yoda.

I got so high I thought my socks were alive. Faded like Yoda.

Is when you feel so awesome you think the whole world is watching you. Like you're the main character in a movie.

I got so high I thought I was in a movie. Faded like Yoda.

I walked into class and everyone was looking at me. Faded like Yoda.

I told my teacher I was a superhero. Faded like Yoda.

Is when you’re so wasted you think you can do anything. Even things that are impossible.

I got so wasted I tried to fly out the window. Faded like Yoda.

I told my mom I was going to beat up a dragon. Faded like Yoda.

I tried to eat a whole pizza by myself. Faded like Yoda.

Is when you're so happy you think you're the king of the world. You might even start dancing in the middle of the street.

I got so happy I started dancing in the hallway. Faded like Yoda.

I told my friend I was the king of the school. Faded like Yoda.

I got so high I thought I was in a parade. Faded like Yoda.

Is when you're so good you think you're the best person ever. You might even forget your own name.

I got so faded I forgot my own name. Faded like Yoda.

I told my teacher I was the best student ever. Faded like Yoda.

I got so good I thought I could beat up a lion. Faded like Yoda.