Faded Like Yoda - Is when you're so stoned you think you’re a wizard. You migh

Is when you're so stoned you think you’re a wizard. You might even start talking to your plants.

I just smoked so much I started talking to my toaster. Faded like Yoda.

I told my dog I was a god. Faded like Yoda.

I got so high I thought my socks were alive. Faded like Yoda.