faded den a ho - a phrase that means you're so high you think the ceiling is

a phrase that means you're so high you think the ceiling is your ex and the floor is your favorite dance floor

I just told the pizza guy 'you're my best friend' and he gave me a free slice

I tried to do my taxes and the numbers were arguing

I told my dog 'you're my favorite dog' and he barked at me like I was his owner