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a phrase made by the first fulcrum damianluck925, it means you're so high you think the waiter is your long lost brother and the fries are trying to talk to you

I just hit the button and now the ceiling is doing the cha-cha

The bartender asked if I wanted a drink and I said 'no, I want a promotion'

I told the pizza guy 'this is the best day of my life' and he gave me a free slice

by Slangipedia 3d ago

when you're so lit you think the coffee machine is giving you life advice and the lights are your cousins

I just saw my mom in the mirror and she was wearing my pants

I tried to order a sandwich and the clerk said 'you're already a sandwich'

I told my friend 'you're my favorite barista' and he said 'I'm your only barista'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

a phrase that means you're so high you think the floor is a dance floor and the ceiling is your ex

I just started singing to the plants and they started back at me

I tried to do my taxes and the numbers were mocking me

I told my dog 'you're my best friend' and he barked at me like I was his dad

by Slangipedia 3d ago

when you're so lit you think the waiter is your long lost uncle and the coffee is giving you life advice

I just told my neighbor 'you're my favorite neighbor' and he said 'I'm your only neighbor'

I tried to do my math homework and the numbers were fighting

I told the bartender 'this is the best day of my life' and he gave me a free drink

by Slangipedia 3d ago

a phrase that means you're so high you think the ceiling is your ex and the floor is your favorite dance floor

I just told the pizza guy 'you're my best friend' and he gave me a free slice

I tried to do my taxes and the numbers were arguing

I told my dog 'you're my favorite dog' and he barked at me like I was his owner

by Slangipedia 3d ago

when you're so lit you think the coffee machine is giving you life advice and the ceiling is your long lost brother

I just told my mom 'you're my favorite mom' and she said 'I'm your only mom'

I tried to do my math homework and the numbers were fighting

I told the waiter 'you're my best friend' and he said 'I'm your only friend'

by Slangipedia 3d ago